Directed advertising

There is an e-mail provider out there that uses directed advertising based on the content of your mail. Perhaps you've heard of it. Now, I'm a big fan of the Yum food franchise. You may have heard of their restaurants: Long John Silver's, A&W, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Kentucky Fried Chicken. One of these establishments will deliver food to your house, allowing for you to be as lazy as humanly possible. They will even allow you to order online, so you don't have to talk to anybody. Because I do this, I get e-mail from Pizza Hut. As a result, it should be established to my e-mail provider that I like bad food. Imagine my shock and surprise when the link to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com appeared before me. Yes, the contents of my e-mail seem to suggest that Pamela Anderson should tell me that Kentucky Fried Chicken is horribly immoral. The problem here is that I loves me my fried chicken. Especially in Canada. In America we get mashed potatoes and gravy, which I love, but in Canada, the Blessed Land of the North, they have the nectar of the gods themselves: poutine. Seeing that I use such words to describe KFC (or PFK as they sometimes say in Canada), should I really be receiving e-mail vis-a-vis the supposed cruelty performed by the evil corporation? Especially when the spokesperson for this campaign against fried chicken is a huge PETA supporter and would rather I be a vegan as opposed to a consumer of tasty animal meats! JUST ABOUT MY WHOLE DIET CONSISTS OF TASTY ANIMAL MEATS!

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Tartarology: n. doctrine about Hell.